roymaes:

the greatest plan in history

matsuoka-rinrin:

I want to be a penguin keeper, or treasure hunter or maybe even a diver!

dogs99999:

My best friend is a middle school teacher and she just told us that she farts on students that she doesn’t like. She like pretends to circle around the class while they do classwork and just stops at certain students and farts in their personal space. It was recommended to her by a fellow teacher. Just want you guys to be careful out there.. Whether you’re in high school or college just…. Just be careful. Especially in the public school system

aexsis:

"Do you practise any religion?"

Yes, indeed

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murrlin:

looking up ref for nsfw drawing

google image searches “woman riding man”

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yes exactly what i needed

spankmehardbarry:

pizza:

did u guys see me at the oscars

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lameimpasta:

concert looks: anything that will make the girl next to you feel threatened and will get you laid by your fave band member

confirmed-by-coffee:

himaruyavevo:

beyoncescock:

"whats your sexuality?" "money"

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The gang’s all here.

mxtori:

businessinsider:

7 QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD ASK AT THE END OF EVERY JOB INTERVIEW.

Click here to find out why these questions help you.

This is so important!

I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared.

Don’t be me.

animal crossing and tamagotchi life are first on my list tbh

animal crossing and tamagotchi life are first on my list tbh

*throws self into jearmin coffee shop au abyss*

nishinoya + caring about asahi